21. Is Hammer their actual name? Or just a nickname? Either way, if you call yourself a tool, you should be prepared for the jokes that accompany it.
22. Who are you? Why are you texting a picture of a cantaloupe? Why does the size matter? People are strange.
23. Sweet Brian. Completely disregarded the fact that he was given a wrong number and focused on improving this woman’s (well, man’s) self esteem. We need more people like him in the world.
24. What a nurturing gesture. This person, sensing the disappointment and knowing they could not deliver a physical hug, sent a hypothetical one with comforting words. Bro’s always have each other’s back.
25. These two strangers had quite the back and forth with one another. This texter seems to be of a friendly nature. Too bad he/she is not going to get quite the response they’re looking for with this jokster on the other end of the phone.
26. When in doubt, send pictures of young Aaron Carter. It will surely confuse the other person, give them a good laugh and make them truly question your intentions.
27. Imagine receiving a more than revealing picture from another woman. You wouldn’t question it, you would just thank the greater power for granting you such luck and ask for more… which is what this dude did!
28. This texter should be thankful. Nothing can sway your decision like a classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles bike.