26. You might as well have kept your mouth shut and saved yourself from the preach.
27. Let’s all throw it back to when you could knock out a couple teeth with a plastic Nokia over the glass iPhone that cracks every other day when you drop it on a pillow.
28. If you make this joke, you either have do have everything under control and have time for a little laughter in your life, or your life is completely off the rails and you’ve resorted to sad jokes to make it through the day.