#10 Don’t have a heart attack, bro!
#11 Sizzling Bacon
This pig got the sight of a lifetime when Kim K passed by in a tight black skirt. He thought to himself I’d hit that, but who in their right mind wouldn’t chief? He’s SOL anyway because a police officer’s salary would never win over a Kardashian.
#12 “Now I understand why Justin Timberlake settled down.”
P Diddy definitely doesn’t have any shortage of women, but he couldn’t keep his eyes off the beautiful bosom of Jessica Biel. He may have been wondering why Justin Timberlake settled down before this moment, but then everything made sense.
#13 Old men get a free pass.
She looks decent up top, but it’s hard to understand why his eyes weren’t staring down at her beautiful set of silky smooth legs. She was putting it all on display for the old man. This could have been a subtle assassination attempt to induce a heart attack.