#7 Next time you’re on the train or any form of public transportation, it’s best not to rant about how you cheat on your wife. You may not know the people around you, but they do have ears that can listen to the trash spewing out of your mouth.
#8 She went DEEP! Imagine having all of your possessions hidden in places around town. There’s no way he ended up finding all of his stuff. She even wrote in red ink with hearts to drive the point home.