#13 With grammar this bad, it’s understandable she wanted to cheat on him. Maybe, the new guy finished high school, although with that goatee, probably not.
#14 He got white knighted by Diane’s friend, Dane. Never date a girl who has a guy best friend, those are a very, very annoying breed.
#15 If there is one rule to life, never leave your Facebook logged on around a suspicious girlfriend. Girls will sneak around to check all of your messages when you least suspect it. On the other hand, guys, don’t waste a girl’s time if you’re not ready to commit.
#16 This was a bright idea. Let’s go to a major sporting event together and do our best not to see anyone we know. The arm around his back is cute, though.